What started out as an adventure in online dating has turned into a collection of funny stories and a possibility for some potential. I told J I am seeing someone else, told Mr. I am not seeing anyone else, and now I’m just seeing Mr. We’ve been on a few more dates since the last one, but I’m leaving them off-line for now (oh, the irony). So I leave you with this list of stories you won’t get to read about and the various reasons why…
Alexander
Alexander is 26 and claims to have been on the board of a hospital. Really? A quick Google search confirmed he was actually the secretary of the auxiliary group, an honorable thing no doubt but more than slightly embellished.
Tip: if you share your real name, you will be Googled.
Giving him the benefit of the doubt I asked about it (not the Google part, the part he’d told me about).
Tip: if you learn something the person didn’t tell you directly, pretend you don’t know.
He responded with what very well may have been taken from a motivational speech. Something about having confidence in yourself and blah blah blah. He then went on for two paragraphs about how he loves fashion and loves to wear suits and buy custom clothes and has a five year plan and wrote a business plan that he wants to tell me about in person but isn’t comfortable sharing on e-mail and blah blah blah.
Tip: be interesting. Show me why I should like you, don’t tell me why I should hire you.
Stephen
A brief exchange of niceties with Stephen, we shared e-mails back and forth for a while and talked about meeting in person. But before we did so, he wanted me to share more pictures. Now, I have no problem sharing pictures because the one I posted was very recent and accurate. My problem is with him asking in the way that he did. (When Mr. wanted to see more pictures he sent me some, a subtle hint but well received).
Let’s be logical for a moment – if the photo I sent was fake, why would I be asking to meet you in person? If the photo was old or inaccurate, doesn’t it stand to reason that I have more where that came from?
Tip: don’t act like you’re afraid. I’m putting myself out there, try doing the same.
So despite what you may have been thinking after my first few dates, I did in fact exercise some judgment when deciding who to meet Alexander and Stephen were just a few who happened to give me bad vibes from the start. I also got a lot of really nice responses from really nice people.
I tried my best to write back to everyone who responded, but there were a couple who I didn’t and I’m explaining them here in case some lonely man is looking for a Craig’s List strategy…
I got countless replies that were copied and pasted into form e-mails. “Hi, I saw your post on CL and you look nice. I am [height, weight, hair color, eye color, age (maybe)] and would just love to meet a girl who is real and would like to hang out. Please send a photo, I have attached mine.”
Tip: read what I freakin’ wrote.
Even though half of my post was about sending a photo, many people didn’t. They couldn’t figure out how to attach it, or don’t have one scanned, or something.
Tip: don’t lie.
What about the following could possibly make me want to meet you in person?
I am tired of finding spam sites and just want to meet a real person. I keep meeting women who leave me and don’t like me for who I am. I am lonely and pathetic and sad and have no intention of changing any of that.
Okay, maybe not that last part…but many people seem to be writing me just to whine about the downfalls of dating online. No introduction, sometimes not even a name, no information about themselves, no questions about me.
Tip: I’m not your therapist.
My final pieces of advice:
Ladies – try Craig’s List. You have nothing to lose and funny stories to gain.
Gentlemen (online or offline): read about my crappy dates and don’t do those things. Read about my good dates and do those things. Go on Craig’s List, there might be some awesome ladies there :)